Redrawing the Gender Lines

Girls and homosexuals are not the only people who buy and/or want candles. I am tired of that stereotype.

It bothers me because I happen to like candles, and happen to be coined as either [a]homosexual or [b]a boyfriend who needs to get a gift fast. This is a fascimile of a real conversation at Pier 1 that I had:

Brian: How much is this Indonesian Teak candle?
Employee: $20 for the pillar.
Brian: Thanks.
Employee: You're welcome. Is this for your girlfriend?
Brian: [indignant] No.
Employee: Oh, I'm sorry! ... Is it for your boyfriend?
Brian: NO!

What is so unbelievable about a straight man wanting a candle? Candles are great, and they accomplish many things at once:

[1] They provide illumination at night.
[2] They create ambiant atmosphere for less than track lighting.
[3] They eliminate bad odors from a room [men make these].
[4] They often add good scents to a room [men don't make these].

Is it so unbelievable that a man might want to have a room look, feel, and smell good? Goshhhhhhh!

Well, I'm done ranting. Now if you'll excuse me... I have to go listen to some Kenny G while drinking rose tea in a bubble bath.

[kidding. i hate kenny g.]
brian