Lessons Learned in Vegas: Part 1
1. It's hotter at 5pm than it is at 12pm.
2. You will see many asses. There is no avoiding asses in Las Vegas. In fact, Las Vegas loosely translates to "The Asses" in Spanish.
3. The Union looks mostly harmless, but is in fact big and scary.
4. Union workers look big and scary, but are in fact mostly harmless.
5. All casinos are the same.
6. If you're short-stacked. never take your 8/10 suited against the biggest stack, even when you have a great flop. He will get the King he needs on the River.
7. Addicts are literally plugged into the slot machines.
8. A job that appears small will turn out big. A job that appear big will turn out bigger.
[stay tuned for more]
-brian
2. You will see many asses. There is no avoiding asses in Las Vegas. In fact, Las Vegas loosely translates to "The Asses" in Spanish.
3. The Union looks mostly harmless, but is in fact big and scary.
4. Union workers look big and scary, but are in fact mostly harmless.
5. All casinos are the same.
6. If you're short-stacked. never take your 8/10 suited against the biggest stack, even when you have a great flop. He will get the King he needs on the River.
7. Addicts are literally plugged into the slot machines.
8. A job that appears small will turn out big. A job that appear big will turn out bigger.
[stay tuned for more]
-brian
posted by brian at
12:50 PM
1 Comments:
I have one to add:
Neon signs look shitty in daylight... and Las Vegas is one big neon sign.
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sapientfish, at 2:01 AM
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